A woman is in the shower, and hears a ringing of the doorbell. Since her husband is not home she puts on a towel and goes to answer the doorbell. She finds her neighbor standing there. His expression shows he expected her husband, not a woman wearing only a towel, and he hesitates. A moment passes, then another.
Then he speaks up. "I have one thousand dollars in cash on me right now. I you drop your towel for ten seconds I will give you the lot."
The woman looks over her neighbor, checks the coast is clear, and drops the towel, letting him look her over or a full ten seconds before holding out her hand. The neighbor hands her a stack of bills, gives her a nod and a grin, and leaves.
When the woman's husband comes home, he asks her if anyone came calling that day. She tells him the neighbor had been by, but leaves out the part with the little deal she made.
"Oh did he say anything about the money he owes me?" The husband remarks of hand.
The woman is furious that she'd been duped. But she wasn't going to lie, she produces the money and gives it to him. He counts through it and frowns. "This is only 750..."
*And he shortchanged me!* She thinks.
Suddenly her husband's frown turns to a smile as he snaps his fingers.
"Why are you so happy?" She asks.
"This is enough money to pay back our other neighbor across the street. You know, the one with the hot wife?"
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