One of my colleagues at work got a $100 bill tattooed on his cock, he claimed he could piss away his money and his wife could blow $100 at a time. One night while somewhat inebriated he walked in to the casino and went up to the cashier, placed his cock on the counter and asked for $100 worth of chips, the cashier looked down and said "I'm sorry sir, thats only $10, he replied, somewhat taken aback "It's the air conditioning, look" and stretched it out. The cashier looked down again and said "I'm sorry sir, your account is overdrawn".
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