These three men were arrested and forced to get 100 lashes. The executioner let them each have one thing to stop their pain. The first man says I would like a pillow on my back. The second man says I want the lashes to be weak. The last man says I want 1000 lashes. The executioner looks surprised until the third man finished his sentence: with my mother in law strapped to my back
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