10 yr old brother put a twist on this joke I saw awhile back. Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Chuck Norris can...

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

What did the...

"Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"

When you have an...

When you have an "I hate my job" day, try this out: Stop at your pharmacy...

It is better to be

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One time I got...

...it was a Haribo mistake.

A man placed...

of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his...

There was a fight...

... a poor cod got battered

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Two Swedes and two Norwegians are traveling by train from Stockholm to Oslo....

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A newly graduated Psychiatrist goes to an interview at a Mental Asylum.......