Boob-jobs,
nose-jobs,
teeth bleaching,
tummy tucks,
liposuction,
colonic irrigation,
botox,
pierced ears,
pierced nipples,
pierced bellies,
pierced clits,
eyebrows plucked,
bikini wax,
armpits shaved,
legs waxed,
lips tattooed,
tits tattooed,
arms tattooed,
legs tattooed,
lengthy diets,
strenuous exercise. . . . . . . .
and then they refuse to take it up the arse cause: ''It hurts!!!''
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