10 years ago, my teenage daughter ran away from home. I bumped into her the other day and she said "Dad, I have something to tell you. I’m a prostitute”.
10 years ago, my teenage daughter ran away from home. I bumped into her the other day and she said "Dad, I have something to tell you. I’m a prostitute”.
I always knew she would suck seed.
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