1) Bachelor parties whom butt over bridle showers.
2) You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
3) You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
4) You needn't pretend you're "Freshening up" to go to the bathroom.
5) If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your
other friends you've changed.
6) Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
7) You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "Screw it�.
8) If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might
become lifelong buddies.
9) Princess Di's death was just another obituary.
10) The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
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