Small Packages
Q: What do you call a very small valentine?
A: ...
Valentines-day-jokes Jokes
Animal Attraction
Q. What did the girl cat say to the boy cat on ...
Meat You There
Q. Where do all the hamburgers take their girlf...
I Really Do
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Oli...
Made Just for You
Q. What Valentine’s Day candy is best to give a...
He’s Got a Fast Car
Man: "Honey, on this Valentine's Day, I want to...
Wine Goggles
Me: "I love you."
You: "Is that you or the wine...
Dreaming of Gifts
One morning Emma woke up with a start. Her hus...
Lots of Letters
Mike walked into a post office just before Vale...
Gardener in Love
Q: What happened when the man fell in love wit...
Lights Out to Leave
"You came home early from your date," John obse...
Valentine’s Day Genie
AN OLDER WOMAN runs into her friend at the mall...
Love Winnings
Q: Why does Cupid always make so much money at ...
Cute Angles
If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.
My Better Half
Q: What did the toast say to the butter on Vale...
A Good Looking Muffin
Q: What did one muffin say to the other on Vale...
One in a Million
Q: What did one watermelon say to the other on ...
Beating Hearts
Q: What did one beet say to the other on Valent...
Single Savings
I just saved a bunch of money on Valentine's Da...
Mushroom Love
Q: What did one mushroom say to the other on Va...
Coffee Lover’s Dream
What's the perfect thing to say to a coffee-lov...
Cannoli Gift
I gave my girlfriend a cannoli for Valentine's ...
Expensive Date
What's the difference between a $20 steak and a...
Valentine’s Day Laugh
Do you have a date for Valentine's day? Yes, Fe...
Man Overboard
Q. What is the difference between a girl who is...