Turtle Jokes

Turtle Jokes

Mama turtle


Yo mommas like a turtle,she's fast in bed

Your grandpas so bald


Your grandpas so bald when he weres a turtle n...

Your best ashtray is a


Your best ashtray is a turtle shell. 252.Your ...

Turtle! turtle!


Why did the turtle cross the road?


to get to...

Question and answer Clinton joke


Q: Why does Hillary Clinton often wear turtle ...

Yo mama


Yo Mama is like a turtle


If she falls on her...

Baby Turtle


A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a ...

Miscellaneous yo mama joke


I saw your mama at the freak show petting the ...

Lunch


A very drunk man goes into a bar and orders a ...

Trying To Fly


Deep within a forest a little turtle began to ...

Early Reindeer Retirement Package


TO: Public Release


RE: Organizational Change...

Rodeo


Q: What did the snail say when it caught a rid...

POST TURTLE


While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 9...

An elephant and turtle


An elephant was drinking out of a river one da...

SEASON'S GREETINGS!


The recent announcement that Donner and Blitze...

Memory


An elephant is drinking out of a river when he...

why did the turtle cross the road?...


why did the turtle cross the road?


to get t...

Post Turtle Presiden


While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 9...

Bart Simpson's Punishment


The opening credits of "The Simpsons" shows Ba...

Fun Things to Do on a Paper You Don't Care About


1. Type every word in a different font. Altern...

Turtle shoes


I went to town today and brought some turtle s...

Your daddy is soo bald


Your daddy is so bald that when he puts on a t...

New Policy


Effective immediately, the following economizi...

Yo momma is so bald


Editor's Note: We get so many yo momma jokes t...

Trying To Fly


Deep within a forest a little turtle began to ...