turkey Jokes

turkey Jokes

Sandwhichs at lunch time


There were three guys (black, white, mexican) ...

What Is Easter


Three blondes died and were up talking to St. ...

Knock Knock - Turkey who?

Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Turkey.
Turkey ...

12 Good Things about Burning the Turkey


1. Salmonella won�t be a concern.


2. Everyo...

Bigger turkey


A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys ...

Thanksgiving Poem


I ate too much Turkey, I ate too much corn,
I...

Differences Under President Cindy Crawford


16. War on Drugs joined by War on Dull, Lifele...

Big Turkey Question


A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys ...

Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving


1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom ...

Actual Newspaper Ads


The following ads acutally appeared in newspap...

Genetic Manipulation For Good, Not Evil


What do you get when you cross a centipede wit...

Knock Knock 181


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Turkey!
Turkey who...

How To Make A Turkey


HOW TO MAKE A TURKEY


Step 1: Go buy a turkey...

The turkey


Why did the turkey cross the road?


Because h...

Slaughter Turkey Lurkey


A little program that lets you choose how to s...

The Top 15 Signs You're Not Getting a Bonus This Year


15> You've been assigned to bake five dozen...

Fitness


I knew a girl at work once who was truly conce...

Classified Funny Ads


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Three dumb girls on a building


There are a blonde brunette and a redhead on t...

Butterball Turkey support


BUTTERBALL TURKEY TALK-LINE 'GREATEST HITS'(or...

True Stories from the Butterball Turkey Hotline


Where people call to get advice how to cook a ...

Serving the Turkey


Grandpa was showing Little Johnny around the f...

A very insulting parrot


This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides t...

Corporate Lesson #5


A turkey was chatting with a bull.


"I would ...

Did you hear about t


Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn...