tod Jokes

tod Jokes

Blonde tap dancer

What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
She s...

Knock Knock - Theresa who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa wh...

Long and Hard

Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?

A: Gr...

Blondes and maxi- pads

Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building? ...

Blonde Gimme a 15

A brunette walks into a bar and says, ''Gimme a...

What is wrong with Polish snow tires?

What is wrong with Polish snow tires?


They...

I know this blonde

I know this blonde that's so dumb...

She thi...

Question: Why did the chicken run away from...

Question: Why did the chicken run away from hom...

Knock Knock - Cozy who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cozy!
Cozy who?
Co...

The Blonde assassins

A gangster is down on his luck and decides to h...

The appliance store

A blonde walks into an appliance store And asks...

Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?

A: Because they don't know the words.

Buffalo in Wyoming

A woman was worried whether or not her dead hus...

Knock Knock - Irma who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irma!
Irma who?
Ir...

Locked car

There were two blondes at a gas station and loc...

Knock Knock - Dustin Hoffman who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dustin Hoffman!
...

You are next !

A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on ...

College light bulb

How many professors does it take to change a li...

Knowledge Pills

A somewhat advanced society has figured how to ...

Knock Knock - Gorky who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gorky!
Gorky who...

Knock Knock - Gretel who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gretel!
Gretel who!...

Ladies first

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a c...

Knock knock - Hewlett who?

"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Hewlett."
...

Knock Knock - Tripoli who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tripoli!
Tripoli...

Knock Knock - Stopwatch who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stopwatch!
Stopw...