Starfish Jokes

Starfish Jokes

My girlfriend and I used to argue in bed...

I liked to sleep all stretched out like a starf...

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

I got a starfish for a pet

It was a no-brainer.

Animal jokes for kids

Here is the list of the rest of our animal joke...

What do you call a starfish with a missing arm

Patrick Stump

How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

How are Michael Jackson and Starfish Tuna similar?

They both come in little cans.

Horse Names banned by the British Horse Racing Authority

Chit Hot

Chocolate Starfish

Choke the Chicken...

What fish only swims at night ?

What fish only swims at night ? A starfish !