What did the seahorse say to the fat man?
"You're fat!"
Seahorse Jokes
[In a seahorse home] Son: Dad?
Dad: Yes?
Son: Happy M-
Dad: DON'T
Son: M...
Who was the blind horse jealous of?
The seahorse.
LiesToldByFemales (a then-"trending" Twitter #hashtag)
"I would never get you pregnant, baby."
Oh. I...
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without ...