Useless Facts #2
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Scorpion Jokes
Why 1
Why did the limping man sit on a scorpion?
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What did scorpion say to your ugly mum
Stay oveerrr there
Best yo momma joke?
Your momma so ugly when she plays Mortal Kombat...
Did you hear about the problem in Pakistan where smoking a scorpion gets you high?
Well only the men get high, the women get stoned
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Being raped by a giant scorpion..
Your momma is so ugly
Your momma is so ugly that Scorpion says "Get a...
What's worse than stepping on a pile of horse manure?
Getting raped by a giant scorpion.
Yo mama's so ugly...
Scorpion yelled "STAY OVER THERE!"
Yo mommas so ugly..
Scorpion said
"STAY OVER THERE"
Your mother is so ugly.....
That when she fought Scorpion in Mortal Kombat,...
So my friends and I were having a debate over Mortal Komabt
We concluded Sub-Zero is definitely cooler than...
Yo mommas so ugly...
Scorpion says "STAY OVER THERE"
Yo mama so ugly...
...when she plays Mortal Kombat, Scorpion says ...