Santa Snacks
Q: What’s Santa’s favorite snack food?
A: Crisp...
Santa-jokes Jokes
Santa Speak
Q: What is Santa’s primary language?
A: North P...
Jingle, Rinse, and Spin
Q: What is Santa Claus' laundry detergent of ch...
Holiday Half Bath
Q: How does Santa keep his bathroom tiles immac...
Santa Is A Punk Rocker
Q: What's Santa's favorite song by the Ramones?...
Soul Santa
Q: Why does St. Nick like the Temptations’ vers...
His Favorite Song is “Blue Christmas”
Q: Who is Santa's favorite singer?
A: Elf-is Pr...
Maybe Even a Standing O-Ho-Ho
Q: What do the elves call it when Father Christ...
Class With Claus
Q: What do you say to Santa when he's taking at...
Elf Therapy
Q: Why was Santa’s little helper feeling depres...
What About Ho-Ho-Home Insurance?
Q:What do you call Kris Kringle when he goes on...
Santa on the Brain
Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamen...
Santa Goes Shopping
Q: Why did Santa bring 22 reindeer to Walmart?
...
When the Sleigh’s in the Shop
Q: What kind of bike does Santa Claus ride?
A: ...
Santa the Sleuth
Q: What do you get if you cross Father Christma...
Santa’s True Citizenship
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Po...
Santa Hits the Shore
Q: When Santa is on the beach what do the elves...
Now We Know
Q: Why does Santa go down the chimney?
A: Beca...
That’s Gonna Leave a Mark
Q: What do you get if Santa goes down the chimn...
Claus’s Canine
Q: What’s Santa’s dog’s name?
A: Santa Paws!
Body Double
Q: What’s as big as Santa but weighs nothing?
A...
Time Flies When You’re Having Fun
Q: Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh?
A:...
Good Luck Getting Grumpy to Make Toys
Q: Why does Santa have elves in his workshop?
A...
Cloudy With a Chance Of Reindeer
Q: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa Claus when ...
Santa the Martial Artist
Q: How do you know Santa Claus is good at karat...