Riddles Jokes

Riddles Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no...


What do you call a guy with no arms and no leg...

How?


How do you get a reader to think?

What Do Women Love?


What is 6 inch long, has a big head on it, new...

Football Riddles


Q:Why Doesn't Iowa have a pro football team?A:...

The Barrel


What can you put in a barrel to make it lighte...

E?


What starts with a "E" and has only one letter...

What do you call a guy with no arms and no...


What do you call a guy with no arms and no leg...

Frankenstein The Monster


Do you know why Frankenstein the monster never...

Trees


What do trees drink at parties?


Root Beer.

The Siamese Twins


Two brothers walk in to a bar and one brother ...

Strawberries


What did one strawberry say to the other?


If...

A Bunch of Riddles


Q: What do you call a bull that always sleeps?...

Pregnant Dairy Queen


How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?


Burger Kin...

Two Fathers and Two Sons Fishing


Two fathers and two sons are fishing. They eac...

Baywatch


Q: What do the girls on Baywatch get if they r...

Dirty Hole


Q: How much dirt is in a hole three feet long,...

Witch


There was this witch that was zapped into a ro...

Best Man Always Has Me First


A finger goes into me,
you fidle with me when...

Hard To get into


Whats hairy on the outside, moist on the insid...

Roman


What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair stu...

Sick Minded Riddle


I'm about 4 inches long, with some hair near m...

What's so bad about Russia?


A boy was in class and he raised his hand and ...

War Tree


What kind of a tree fights in a war?


A mili-...

Bus


OK- You are the bus driver.


The bus driver g...