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Reindeer Jokes
What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?
Caribou can't fly.
Ever hear of Henry, Santa's brown nosed reindeer?
He is just as fast as Rodolph but couldn't stop...
Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer is dead.
Reports show he was flying over Barcelona today...
Two kids are outside waiting for Santa...
Two kids are outside waiting for Santa...
Sudd...
What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?
Reindeer are the ones that fly.
What's a reindeer's favourite celebrity?
Beyonsleigh
Which reindeer have the shortest legs?
The smallest ones.
What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?
They hit the town and blow a few bucks.
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What do the female reindeer do when they want some fun?
They go into town and blow a few bucks.
What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
Why we put an angel on top of the Christmas tree:
Santa was having a rough Christmas Eve. His elv...
Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?
Because they have a claus in their contract.
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The real reason there's an angel on the top of the Christmas tree.
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the tr...
What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?
Sleighs 'em
What do you call a Redneck Blind Reindeer?
"Ain't got no I-Daer"
How does Santa make new baby reindeer?
In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.
What did a homosexual reindeer say to Santa Claus?
Sleigh, daddy.