How does Alfred call batman for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinne...
Racial Jokes
There was a blackout in my town last night
It's okay I called the police.
A white doctor in Africa
It's a white doctor in an african village. One ...
Whats black and thin and all over my private parts?
Dead African Children
Why was the 6 month old African baby crying? (x-post from ImGoingToHellForThis)
It was having a mid-life crisis.
Batman went to Penguin's bar and was given the wrong drink...
Just ice was served.
What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?
A Christian Bale
(South African) If you were a cereal, you'd be Kellogs Special K...
...'cause you're special, k?
The world unites
A Geordie bloke is stood outside his house and ...
Because I'm Batman
!-- Place this tag in your head or just before ...
A Harley biker
A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washingt...
What does Batman like in his drinks?
Just ice.
I went to see the worst faith healer ever last night.
He was so bad, a bloke in a wheelchair got up a...
Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?
The Just-Ice League.
Osama bin laden
*ji had it coming.*
- Jimmy Carr "Big Fat Qu...
What is it called when Batman leaves church early?
Christian Bale.
Knock Knock
Batman: Who's there?
Alfred: Not your parents. :D
Why did Batman climb the tree?
He was looking for Robin's nest.
A girl asks a guy if she is wearing to much makeup.
The guy responds. "Depends, are you trying to k...
A cat in a rainbow afro wig is driving a train
and things are not going well, he's blowing swi...
Family Sitcom Idea #1
It stars Jack Black and Jack White. It's called...
Why so serious?
A lady asked me if I thought she was wearing to...
African Roulette
A man is on a trip to Africa where he stumbles ...