Batman : Do you bleed??
Wonderwoman : No
Batman : ugh.. You forgot to ...
Racial Jokes
What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Schumacher?
Michael Schumacher can finish a race.
What do they say when batman catches a cold?
He's ben affleckted.
How do you call Niggeria leaving EU?
blackout
Why does Batman think so highly about himself?
Bruce Wayne.
A newlywed couple moves into their new house.
One day the husband comes home from work and hi...
What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Challenge: Change one letter in a move title to create a whole new blockbuster
Examples:
Pooper: BRUCE WILLIS finds out the h...
A group of kids start singing "Baa Baa Black Sheep"
Then a social justice warrior barges in and say...
What do Dale Earnhardt and Adolf Hitler have in common?
They both died before finishing a race.
A slave trader walks into a pizza parlour
The slave trader says to the pizza guy.
"I'd h...
Why was the 4 year old African child crying?
He was going through a mid-life crisis.
African american
There is this guy who's gaming on the 6th floor...
A magician was working on a cruise ship...
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the ...
How do you endanger the fly species?
Slap an African child.
Why did the african child decline the chocolate milk?
He thought it was water.
Add a word to ruin a movie:
- Batman Begins College
- The Longest Yard Sal...
What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?
They're both hide and seek champions!
An African American invited a white friend over for dinner ...
(Disclaimer: I got the idea for this joke from ...
Donald Trump has a new slogan that he hopes will help his numbers with African American voters.
"Orange Is The New Black."
Why did the African man stop fly fishing?
Because he must quito!
What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin. B...
Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?
Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2