puns-word-play Jokes

puns-word-play Jokes

Carmen and Beerfuck


A man scanned the guests at a party adn spotte...

Nobel Prize


Q. Why did the farmer win the nobel prize?


A...

NEWS FLASH: Terrorists...


JOKESGALORE NEWS FLASH
10 - 29 - 2001:


Late...

The Mushroom


A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and ord...

Fancy Plate


This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christma...

WHAT DO YOU CALL


WHAT DO YOU CALL A AGENT WHO LIVES IN A WASHIN...

Feel Like A Teepee


"Doc, I don't understand what's going on with ...

Big chess tournament


The big chess tournament was taking place at t...

Peddler in the village


Every day a peddler pulled his cart of wool fr...

Le Thief


Recently, a guy in Paris nearly got away with ...

Mary Poppins moved


It seems that Mary Poppins has moved to Califo...

Play on words :)


Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the poin...

Jeffrey Fuckhour


A kid walked into his new classroom, and the t...

General Kitchy Kitchy


Q: What do you call a military coup led by Gen...

Blow Bubbles


There were these 3 ducks all swimming in a lak...

Doctor goes to a bar


A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off...

Murder


A police detective was investigating a homicid...

DUHHHH


SHMAMDAYSHANWICHES
SH-MAM-DAY-SHANWICHES PROL...

Little Johnny's Baby Names


When Little Johnny's mother found out she was ...

What size is that?


One hot summer afternoon a woman is at the loc...

Beauty!


Two fellows have been at the bar now for quite...

Leaves


Q:What do you call a guy with no legs in leave...

Monster in a village


Out far away in the himalayas there was a smal...

Frog in a bank


A frog walks into his local bank and walks up ...

Coin Swallowing


Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, ...