What did the poet with hemorrhoids say?
I'm stuffin the puffin back into my muffin.
Puffin Jokes
What do you call an asthmatic bird?
A puffin.
If the employees in your human resources department were all very into Aleutian sea birds. . .
Around Christmas time, everyone would be sendin...
Which bird is always out of breath ?
Which bird is always out of breath ? A puffin !