programming Jokes

programming Jokes

Tech Support "Classics!"


Customer: "Your sound card is defective and I ...

Why dogs sniff

Ed was a successful computer programmer and a h...

As They Get Old . . .


AS THEY GET OLD...
- Old accountants never di...

Failed Brakes


An engineer, a system's analyst, and a program...

A tourist walked into a pet


A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looki...

What is "pi"?


What is "pi"?
Mathematician: Pi is the ratio ...

B.O.O.K.


Introducing the new Bio-Optic Organized Knowle...

Math through the Ages


Teaching Math in 1950:


A logger sells a tru...

Teaching Math through the years


Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckl...

What would have been different if Bill Gates was a redneck...


1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders...

Sensible changes


A programmer was walking along the beach when ...

Airline Programming


At a recent computer software engineering cour...

Programming errors which would normally


Programming errors which would normally requir...

If you love someone,...


If you love someone,
Set her free...
If sh...

Dream job


Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human...

Quotes of companies


Here are some of the submissions of actual com...

Program complexity grows until it


Program complexity grows until it exceeds the ...

The Frog


A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog ...

Save My Son!


Dear Mr. Johnson:Ann Landers wouldn't print th...

I'm ignoring Y2K


Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late...

Billy's Letters


The following appeared in a computer magazine ...

Q: How many tech


Q: How many tech writers does it take to chan...

The "Polish Virus".


You have just received the "POLISH VIRUS!"


A...

Strange Computer


For a computer programming class, I sat direct...

Software development cycle


1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug...