One-liners Jokes

One-liners Jokes

A closed mouth gathers no feet....


A closed mouth gathers no feet.

We have enough youth, how


We have enough youth, how about a fountain of ...

Save Water

Save Water - Take a bath with your neighbor's d...

A successful man is a


A successful man is a clod just like you who w...

Cheese


Q. What do you call cheese thats not yours?
A...

Why are a 'wise man'


Why are a 'wise man' and a 'wise guy' opposite...

Everything is controlled by a


Everything is controlled by a small evil group...

Survival


How can one believe in survival of the fittest...

When you do a good


When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in cas...

When I'm not in my right mind

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind get...

How do you tell when


How do you tell when you run out of invisible ...

Cool


hi i am cool

The Eternal Question


If a man says something in the woods and no wo...

I don't repeat gossip.


I don't repeat gossip. So listen carefully...

Smile.... It confuses people!


Smile.... It confuses people!

You're driving me Nucking Futs!


You're driving me Nucking Futs!

Your photographs do you an


Your photographs do you an injustice. They all...

How to make a Blonde Laugh


Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?...

Psychics


Why do psychics have to ask for your name?

Hell's Angels


Q. Why do Hell's Angels wear leather?


A. Be...

Small pants


Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
...

To err is human; to


To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

What's up Doc...


A guy says, "Doctor, Doctor! Help me, I keep t...

For the millionth time, stop


For the millionth time, stop exaggerating.

We must silence those who


We must silence those who oppose freedom of sp...