Murphy-s-law Jokes

Murphy-s-law Jokes

Pommersheim's Principle...




Pommersheim's Principle


All obvious theor...

Remember the...




Remember the Golden Rule


He who has the g...

The First Law of Wing Walking...




The First Law of Wing Walking


Never leav...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...




Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations


Odd ob...

Murphy's Law of Airplane Travel...




Murphy's Law of Airplane Travel


When the ...

The first rule of intelligent tinkering...




The first rule of intelligent tinkering


S...

Murphy's Technology Laws...




Murphy's Technology Laws


If it's not in t...

Murphy's Technology Laws...




Murphy's Technology Laws


If mathematicall...

Murphy's Eleventh Law of Computing...




Murphy's Eleventh Law of Computing


A comp...

When the going gets tough, everyone leaves....







When the going gets tough, everyone lea...

Ringwald's Law of Household Geometry...




Ringwald's Law of Household Geometry


Any ...

Army Law...




Army Law




If it moves, salute it
if it ...

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission....







It is easier to get forgiveness than pe...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...




Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations


Your b...

If you have something to do, and you put it...







If you have something to do, and you p...

Beach's Law...




Beach's Law


No two identical parts are al...

If you have a difficult task give it to a...







If you have a difficult task give it t...

Murphy's Law of Management Strategy...




Murphy's Law of Management Strategy


Some ...

Ade's Law...




Ade's Law


Anybody can win -- unless there...

Murphy's Law of Cable TV...




Murphy's Law of Cable TV


If you have wat...

Maier's Law...




Maier's Law


If the facts don't conform to...

Murphy's Law of model assembly...




Murphy's Law of model assembly


The hardes...

Law of Backpacking...




Law of Backpacking


The weight of your pac...

The Roman Rule...




The Roman Rule


The one who says it cannot...

Murphy's Ninth Law of Computing...




Murphy's Ninth Law of Computing


A complex...