Mongoose Jokes

Mongoose Jokes

Top 16 Worst Breakup Excuses


16. Ow ... I banged my head! That really hurt!...

I get so drunk that I imagine things


The drunk was floundering down the alley carry...

If cars were *really* like computers


Subject: If cars were *really* like computersW...

Imagination

The drunk was floundering down the alley carryi...

What does a cobra say to his friends after he kills a mongoose?

"I wasn't scared at all. Without you, I wouldn'...

A zookeeper is ordering new animals.

As he fills out the forms, he types “two mongee...

The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side.

The drunk was floundering down the alley carryi...