Money Jokes

Money Jokes

Big Spender

I had my credit card stolen the other day but I...

Shopping Freeze

I'm currently boycotting any company that sells...

Innocent Customer

That awkward moment when you leave a store with...

Wallet Half Empty

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't ...

Money Marriage

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much...

Time is Money

Retirement is the time in your life when time i...

Watch Exchange

I saw a sign that said "Watch for children" and...

Donate to Charity

I won $3 million on the lottery this weekend so...

Just like Clooney

You take away the looks, money, intelligence, c...

Lunch Bully

To this day, the boy that used to bully me at s...

Retirement

The question isn't at what age I want to retire...

Marry Rich

You don't have to marry for money; hang around ...

“Dad, can I have some money?”

Money isn't everything, but it certainly keeps ...

Richest People

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes ...

Never Lend Money to a Friend

Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. I...

Making Amends With The IRS

After hearing a sermon on Psalm 52:3-4 (lies an...

Bank on Confusion

Fifth Third Bank? I don’t think you understand ...

There Are Two Sure Things: Taxes, and Excuses

Here are the best tried-and-failed excuses Brit...

Money Troubles

I was in small-claims court when I listened in ...

Check Please!

My friend has a bad habit of overdrawing her ba...

Renters' Excuses

No one likes coughing up rent. But at least the...

A Charity Case

A local charity had never received a donation f...

Lost and Found

The teenager lost a contact lens while playing ...

Taxing Notices

To publicize colon cancer screenings, an Idaho ...

A Friendly Sale

I took four tires to a friend’s garage sale and...