Lobster Jokes

Lobster Jokes

Yo Momma So Nasty


YO MOMMA SO NASTY, RED LOBSTER KICKED HER OUT ...

Crabs


yo mama is so nasty she got kicked out of red ...

Gross


Yo mama's so disgusting she got kicked out of ...

Expensive Date


A college student picked up his date at her pa...

WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN


Why Dogs are Better than Women:


Dogs don't c...

Lobster Fishing


After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman i...

The Panda


A huge panda bear steps into this classy resta...

Hans Across Iraq


Dear Mr. Blix,
Welcome to Iraq! It is so good...

Dogs vs. women part 2


Why Dogs Are Better Than Women - Part II


Whe...

Tuns of Puns! Part V


What's the difference between boogers and broc...

Top 12 Signs You Are Not a Good Cook!


1. Your tapeworm has issued an unconditional s...

Lobster Poacher


After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman i...

The Rabbi and the pious man

A Rabbi was walking home from the Temple and a ...

Sadie and Yetta, Two Widows, are Talking:

Sadie: "That nice Morris Finkleman asked me out...

Biology Class

In biology class the teacher asks, "Can anyone ...

Lobster

Why don't lobsters share?

They're shellfish.

Waiter 1

Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.

I'm ...

Orthodox, Conservative and Reform

An Orthodox, a Conservative, and a Reform rabbi...

Why wouldn't the lobster share his toys?

Because he was... shellfish.


hahahaha

A girl lobster meets a crab boy...

...they quickly hit it off and start dating. U...

A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night...

... and he gets crabs. So the next day, he goes...

Cocktail hour in Georgia

A fellow from Georgia was driving home, when he...

Lobster Tail & Beer.

My three favourite things.