lion Jokes

lion Jokes

A gariffi,bartender,and a guy


a guy and a gariffi walk into a bar and the gu...

An African Lion


Q: What's the difference between an african li...

Phunny Puns


Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, bu...

A man has a new job


A man has a new job as a zookeeper. The head z...

Test Papers


These are from test papers and essays submitte...

Gems of Wisdom


The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from...

A comedy�s Guide to life


There are two theories to arguing' with a woma...

A game of animal football


The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had...

Three Tough Jobs


A man was taking a walk one day when he passed...

Clinton one-liner


After seeing footage from the new movie "The L...

Mime's Job in the Zoo


One day a mime is visiting the zoo and attempt...

When a lion escapes from


When a lion escapes from a circus in Africa, h...

Year 2000 Elections


With the upcoming 2000 elections there has bee...

King of the Jungle...


A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowd...

King of the Jungle...


A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowd...

eat me


One day there was this lion and zebra messing ...

Definitions from Kids


Science definitions from Kids...


H2O is hot ...

Book Titles


America's Longest River By: Misses Hippy
Art...

A hunter


A hunter was visiting another hunter and was g...

Animals in the Fridg


1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerato...

Do You Like Lions?


During a lesson at school, we were learning ab...

The lion


Little Leah asks her dad, �Do you know what ha...

Mother-in-law


A big-game hunter went on safari with his new ...

Yo mammas face..........


yo mammas face is like a lion. big, hairy, and...

A Giraffe in a bar


A man and giraffe walk into a bar and get tota...