Why did the Koala fall off the tree?
because he was dead.
Koala Jokes
What do you call tea made by a stoned marsupial?
High koala tea
What does a koala have in common with the moon?
You Eclipse Us
The Stoned Koala and Lizard
A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint...
WHY DID THE KOALA FALL OUT OF THE TREE?
Because it was dead.
Why didn't the koala get a job?
He didn't have enough koalifications!
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
It died.
Why did the second koala fall out of ...
Koala joke
Where do koalas go to school?
A koala was sitting in a tree smoking a joint...
when a lizard walks up and says "Hey koala what...
Girls say I'm an animal in bed.
More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 h...
Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?
Koala Lumpur.
Baby I am an Animal in Bed
More Specifically A Koala,I can sleep 22 hrs a ...
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
It was dead.
What's invisible and smells like cough drops?
Koala farts
Found this on /r/jokes, thought it was trees worthy.
Credit to /u/ThatGuyYouKilled
A koala is sitti...
Why did the male koala invite the female koala over to his bamboo.
He wanted to have a treesome.
The Kuala and the Lizard
So this Koala is sitting in a tree smoking a sp...
I wanted to hire a marsupial butler...
but none of the applicants were koala-fied.
A Koala walks into a bar...
Ouch. (had to)...
Ok, here's the real joke:
A...
How did the Australian make the Olympics?
He koala-fied!!!!!
Buh-duh-tss
Man lost in the desert
A man is lost in a desert in Australia. He craw...
Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?
Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian...
What is a bear's favourite drink ?
What is a bear's favourite drink ? Koka-Koala !
Beary Funny
Q. What did the sleepy Australian bear say at t...
Koala Bear
What do you mean I'm not a bear? I have all of ...