Just-do-it Jokes

Just-do-it Jokes

Candle dippers have it easy; they only work...


Candle dippers have it easy; they only work on...

Lawyers do it in their briefs....


Lawyers do it in their briefs.

Tailors fit just right....


Tailors fit just right.

Librarians make novel lovers....


Librarians make novel lovers.

Old bankers never die. They just lose interest....


Old bankers never die. They just lose interes...

Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble...


Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a...

The handicapped do it with prosthetic devices....


The handicapped do it with prosthetic devices.

Cross Country runners do it longer....


Cross Country runners do it longer.

Bio majors do it instead of homework....


Bio majors do it instead of homework.

Watchmakers do it for hours....


Watchmakers do it for hours.

Fly fisherman do it with longer rods....


Fly fisherman do it with longer rods.

Pizza delivery men do it in 30 minutes or...


Pizza delivery men do it in 30 minutes or less.

Firemen do it with their suspenders on....


Firemen do it with their suspenders on.

Hackers do it when the system goes down....


Hackers do it when the system goes down.

Mechanical Engineers do it with precision....


Mechanical Engineers do it with precision.

Tailors make it fit just right....


Tailors make it fit just right.

Secretaries do it with their fingers....


Secretaries do it with their fingers.

Computer scientists do it asynchronously....


Computer scientists do it asynchronously.

Psychiatrists do it on the couch....


Psychiatrists do it on the couch.

Custodians clean as they go....


Custodians clean as they go.

Musicians use the rhythm method....


Musicians use the rhythm method.

Car salesmen are overused....


Car salesmen are overused.

Computer scientists do it through the front...


Computer scientists do it through the front en...

Bell boys accept it as a tip....


Bell boys accept it as a tip.

Chemists dont die, they fail to react....


Chemists dont die, they fail to react.