Jod Jokes

Jod Jokes

Courtship Signals

Q. Why shouldn't you marry a tennis player?
A....

My Better Half

Q: What did the toast say to the butter on Vale...

One in a Million

Q: What did one watermelon say to the other on ...

Mushroom Love

Q: What did one mushroom say to the other on Va...

Umbrellas Up

Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: A...

Raindrop Conversation

Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?
A: ...

Raining Money

Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is "...

King’s Rain

Q: What is a king's favorite kind of precipitat...

Tornado Cow

Q: Whatever happened to the cow that was lifted...

Lightning Love

Q: What did the lightning bolt say to the other...

Lazy Weather

Q: What type of cloud is so lazy, because it wi...

Weather Underwear

Q: What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
...

Hurricane Vision

Q: How do hurricanes see?
A: With one eye!

Winter Punderland

As we waited for a bus in the frosty weather, t...

Knock Knock - Grammer who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Grammar!
Grammar...

Knock Knock - Stu who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stu!
Stu who?
...

Knock Knock - Howard who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Howard!
Howard w...