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jod Jokes

Knock Knock - Theresa who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa wh...

What is wrong with Polish snow tires?

What is wrong with Polish snow tires?


They...

Knock Knock - Cozy who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cozy!
Cozy who?
Co...

College light bulb

How many professors does it take to change a li...

Ladies first

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a c...

How many women does it take to change a light...

How many women does it take to change a light b...

What do you call a bad buttler

What do you call a bad butler?
Mr.spot (misse...

Knock Knock - Amish who?

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Amish.
Amish wh...

Who is strongest?

A guy walks into a bar and demands to know "Who...

Knock Knock - Woody who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Woody!
Woody who?
...

Why did the witch buy a computer?

Why did the witch buy a computer?

She neede...

Signs for every job

In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive car...

Why did the teacher have to were sunglasses in school?

Q. Why did the teacher have to were sunglasses ...

Knock Knock - Hutch who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hutch!
Hutch who?
...

First Day of School

Little Johnny comes home from his first day of ...

A bad mother

Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?
My name ...

Knock Knock - Opera who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Opera!
Opera who?
...

What do you call a dog with no legs?

What do you call a dog with no legs?


Don't...

Class With Claus

Q: What do you say to Santa when he's taking at...

Now We Know

Q: Why does Santa go down the chimney?
A: Beca...

Time Flies When You’re Having Fun

Q: Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh?
A:...

Cloudy With a Chance Of Reindeer

Q: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa Claus when ...

Double Parked

Q: Why did Santa get a parking ticket last Chri...

Education Got You Down?

Why was the math book sad?
Because it had so m...

Either Oar

The boating store was having a big sale on cano...