Michael was a virgin
Michael Jackson was caught on tape saying he w...
Jay Jokes
Bed Bath and Beyond
I work at Bed Bath and Beyond. I work in the B...
Opportunity
A window of opportunity for me usually involve...
Bin Laden is alive
A top Taliban member said today that Osama bin...
Mayor of Spokane
Jim West, the mayor of Spokane, Washington, sa...
Jackson Trial Not Long Enough
Current Proceedings 'Not Long Enough,' News Ou...
Pride
After all these years I had the privilege of n...
Vietnam
The prime minister of Vietnam met with Preside...
Looking for Love: "Heartthrob Fabio
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Tooth and nail
Michael says he is going to fight these charge...
Clinton one-liner
"When Clinton said he was going to create 8 mi...
Not showing up
At an Italian restaurant in Rome ... the owner...
Treasure map
There was one embarrassing moment at the White...
Cops mistake
Yesterday an arrest warrant was issued for Mic...
Tonya Harding supposedly saved an
Tonya Harding supposedly saved an 81-year-old ...
Third World debt
Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice had lunch ...
Suicidal
A lot of people think Michael may be suicidal....
NFL commissioner Paul Tagliabue blocked Patriots...
NFL commissioner Paul Tagliabue blocked Patrio...
Impressionist
I went out with a promiscuous impressionist......
People born in 1982...
Just in case you weren't feeling too old today...
Guantanamo
Former President Clinton said that Guantanamo ...
Bush calls Armstrong
President Bush even called Lance Armstrong aft...
The Top 20 Things to Expect During a Second Bush Term
20> After finally winning the war on terror...
What's your name?
Michael Jackson, late for court again today, y...
Mine-sniffing dogs
The Army announced this week they are now trai...