Melted Snowman
Q. What do you call a snowman in July?
A. A pud...
Holiday Jokes
Twelve Days of Christmas Mayhem
FYI: By the end of the Twelve Days of Christmas...
Snowman Senses
Two snowmen were standing in a field, and one s...
Catching Snowflakes
Q: What's a good holiday tip?
A: Never catch sn...
Attempted Atheist
I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave u...
Dancing Snowmen
Q: Where Do Snowmen Go To Dance?
A: To snowballs!
Snowmen Greetings
Q: How Do Abomibable Snowmen Greet Each Other?
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Frosty’s Cow
Q: What Did Frosty Call His Cow?
A: Eskimoo!
Snowman Breakfast
Q: What's A Snowman's Favorite Breakfast?
A: Fr...
Thankful Milk
Q: What does lactose free milk wish to the worl...
Holiday Math
Q: How do you find the value of taking Yule the...
Pie Eaters
Q: If they hold a pie eating contest this holid...
Too Much Drinking
On New Years, just remember: if your cup runnet...
TV Reading
My resolution was to read more so I put the sub...
Walking Snowman
Q: What do you call a snowman that can walk?
A:...
Failed Snowman Marriage
Q: Why did Frosty ask for a divorce?
A: His wif...
NYE Date
Q: What do you call always wanting a date for N...
High Definition
My New Years resolution is 1080p
New Year’s Resolutions
A New Year's resolution is something that goes ...
Sad Snowman
Q: Why was the snowman sad?
A: Cause he had a m...
Non-Believer
Q: What do you call a kid who doesn't believe i...
Santa’s in Debt
Q: What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
A: Saint ...
Christmas Cut
Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?...
A Fresh Start
On New Year’s Eve, I’ll join my friends to to...
Kung Fu Santa
Did you hear that Santa knows karate?
He has a ...