Golf Jokes

Golf Jokes

Tried it once


A sale representative stops at a small manufac...

This is my first golf lesson


The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing...

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Q: why should a golf player always bring an ex...

One Hole Behind


A man had to go to a strange town to be the gu...

One More Son..


A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having dri...

Lilac Crazy

The bartender at our golf club named a drink Li...

On the Golf Course

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at ...

All Afternoon?

A groom and his bride are standing at the alter...

The Cardinal and the Rabbi Play Golf

The Pope met with the Cardinals to discuss a pr...

Keep Your Head Down

A young man is playing golf with a priest. At a...

Equal Privileges

A country club didn't allow women on the golf c...

A Hole Behind

A man went to a strange town to be the guest sp...

A compatible gentleman

Four men, well along in years, had played golf ...

Late Tee Off

"Your late teeing off, Fred."

"Yup, well be...

Liar

Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of go...

Gotcha

The worst (and wealthiest) member of Augusta ap...

Bifocals

Bill is waiting to tee off for the start of his...

Will you remarry if I die?

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you g...

What's the difference?

What's the difference between a Ford and a golf...

It's Free, This is Heaven

This 85 year old couple, having been married al...

Twelve Minutes

A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot...

I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!

Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were ...

Golf ...

Golf can best be defined as an endless series o...

If You Find...

If you find you do not mind playing golf in the...

An Interesting Thing About Golf...

An interesting thing about golf is that no matt...