Gender Jokes

Gender Jokes

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The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to...

You've got guts!


On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised ...

Women seeking men


"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds translationsLo...

Men and trust.


Men -- are you sure you can trust something th...

Education for women


Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butte...

Dogs same as Men


How Dogs and Men Are the Same1. Both take up t...

Burn Victim


A guy burned two ears... so they were asking h...

Men Like Microwave Dinners


Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so mu...

Man's Worst Nightmare


What's a man's worst nightmare?


1) The Super...

I can hear just fine


Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were...

Men Fart More Than Women


Why do men fart more than women?


Because wom...

Chemical Properties of Woman


Element: Woman


Symbol: Wo


Atomic Weight: A...

Lost at Sea


Two guys of limited intelligence were on a shi...

Eyes


What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
...

New Survivor Series


Six married men will be dropped on an island w...

Burn Victim


A guy burned two ears... so they were asking h...

Men are like...


Men are like.....Curling irons.


They're alw...

Brains


A man has a car wreck and they have to amputat...

what men hear?


When a woman says:
'This place is a mess! C'm...

Dating hints for men


I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep ta...

Confusing women!!


How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice...

Q. How are clams like women?...


Q. How are clams like women?
A. When the ...

Q. What's love?...


Q. What's love?
A. The delusion that one w...

Men Exercise On the Beach


How do men exercise at the beach?


By sucking...

Women Drivers


I was riding to work yesterday when I observed...