Always in the shop
Q: Why did the butcher work extra hours at the ...
Food-jokes Jokes
High Roller
Q: Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casin...
Award-Winning Dessert
Q: Who's a dessert's favorite actor?
A: Robert ...
Red Bite, Green Bite
Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?
A: ...
Turn that frown upside down
Q: What do you call cheese that is sad?
A: Blue...
Rock on!
What do you call blueberries playing the guitar...
On the scene
Q: Did you hear about the carrot detective?
A: ...
Crabby!
What do you get if you cross an apple with a sh...
And the Oscar Goes To…
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was...
Loaf Laughs
Q. What's the difference between a shamrock and...
Wiener Wiener
Q. What did the hot dog say when his friend pas...
Wheeee!
Q. Which thrill ride does a wine glass love to ...
Food Fortress
Q. How do you keep intruders out of a castle ma...
All Up In Your Grill
Q. What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich t...
Tic Tac Dough
Did you hear the one about the guy who invented...
Not Quite Cool as a Cucumber
Q. Which type of vegetable tries to be cool, bu...
Pardon My French (Fries)
I can't stand potato puns. I think they're pomm...
Give Peas a Chance
Q. What do you call a round, green vegetable th...
Culturally Significant
Q. Why does yogurt love going to museums?
A. Be...
Spaghett Outta Here
Q. What do you call a fake noodle?
A. An impasta.
That’s One Way to Do It
Person 1: I just burned 2000 calories in 20 min...
A Rotten Joke
SPOILER ALERT: That milk has been in the fridge...
Paint Diet
Q: Why did the dieter go to the paint store?
A:...
How Sweet
Q: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings? A: B...
Grapes of Wrath
What does a grape say when it gets stepped on? ...