Why is apple afraid of microsoft?
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Flower Jokes
How do you get a job with Apple?
Be born in China.
What's worst than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust
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A philosopher, mathematician, and accountant were asked what 1+1=?
The philosopher responded, "The idea of 'samene...
One day in class, the teacher brought a bag full of fruit and said..
One day in class, the teacher brought a bag ful...
A teacher walks into a class with a bag full of fruit
The teacher then says, "Now class, I'm going t...
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Getting injected with tetanus.
A man using apple maps walks into a bar..
..or maybe it was a church or a grocery store o...
I’d like to be eight again.
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watch...
If Apple made cars they would be Swedish.
The car would be called the iKia.
A Priest a Rabbi and a Scientologist walk into a bar...
The Priest orders an orange juice, the Rabbi or...
This one time I farted in an Apple Store..
...and everyone got mad.
But, hey, it's not m...
What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?
The holocaust.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Being raped by a giant scorpion..
Did you hear about the math teacher...
...who used a ladder to solve a calculus proble...
I once farted in an Apple Store...
I once farted in an Apple Store. They got mad a...
Baby if you were a fruit - you'd be a fine-apple.
But if you were a vegetable, I'd visit you in h...
I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car
But they're having trouble installing windows
"How did I get my name?", asked Rose.
"When you were born, a rose petal fell on your ...
Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?
Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't h...
Have you ever wondered why Severus Snape taught Potions and not Herbology?
It's because his Lily died.