Farmers Jokes

Farmers Jokes

Airplane Ride


A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farm...

Red haired schoolteacher


The tourist had lost his way on a back road an...

Dead Farmer


When a farmer dies, why is he only buried six ...

Why New Yorkers Are Not Ranchers


A New York family bought a ranch out West wher...

Farmer's Daughters Name Game


There was this farmer that was really protecti...

W..O..M..B..


Four farmers were seated at the bar in a taver...

Smart Farmer


A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch...

Duck Hunter


A duck hunter is out one day having no luck. H...

Farm Inventory


It was time to take an inventory of the animal...

Country Lane


A husband and wife were driving down a country...

Comfortable


Ole and Lena's bull took sick and died, so the...

Father Wouldn't Like It


A clergyman, walking down a country lane, sees...

Pigs


A farmer was worried that none of his pigs wer...

Two Cowboys are riding along a trail. . .


Two cowboys are riding along a trail in the mo...

Hans Guarding the Farmer's Daughter


A young salesman was out on business when one ...

Another farmers daughter


There was a traveling salesman whose car becam...

Farmers in the Basement


Q: What do you call a basement full of farmers...

Smart Bull


Once ther was an insurance saleman from the ci...

How Do You Count Cows?


Q: What does a farmer count his cows with?
A:...

Encounter in a Texas Bar


A Texan was having a drink at a bar with an ol...

Cowboy Health Secret


A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson...

Higher Education


The farm had been mortgaged to give daughter a...

Big Eared Mule


There were two farmers, neither one had much c...