A Fly-Killer’s Pickle
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My three-year-old daught...
Family Jokes
Bonnie McFarlane On The Key To A Good Marriage
I once gave my husband the silent treatment fo...
When Relatives Attack
There is nothing more awkward than the moment y...
When Siri Slips
After i-messaging back and forth with my wife, ...
Brother Xing
I’m driving with this guy, and he runs right t...
Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off
My five-year-old, Matt, worked with a speech th...
Router-stiltskin
I put so much more effort into naming my first ...
David Letterman on Halloween
Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopp...
A Wee Little Triumph
Try as she might, our granddaughter couldn’t gr...
A Trashy Career
“Has your son decided what he wants to be when...
Lew Schneider on Sunblock
We use a really strong sunblock when we go to t...
A Teenage Dream
My 11-year-old grandson spent a beautiful Satu...
My First Job…
I got my first full-time job, but I could have ...
Terrible Two (Hundreds)
Hanging up with my 90-year-old mother, I sighed...
Piping Up
A Scottish mother visits her son in his New Yo...
What 87-Year-Olds Give Up For Lent
“Has your diet changed?” I asked an 87-year-ol...
Parenting Fads According to The Onion
The latest parenting fads, according to the On...
@BillMurray on Child Naming
The cool part about naming your kid is you don...
Refresh. Refresh. Refresh…
The water I was heating for pasta refused to bo...
Poor Little Piggy…
My young son ran to me, crying. “Daddy, I stubb...
This Classified ad Speaks Volumes:
“Wanted to buy: playpen, cradle, high chair; al...
Glass Half Full (of Dung)
A child psychologist had twin boys—one was an o...
Believe Me, I Would if I Could.
My three-year-old sat in the bathroom with me, ...
That's Not How it Works, Dad.
Dad rarely dresses up, so when he left the bedr...
Toddler Wisdom
Events had left my son-in- law’s sister feeling...