Why did the chicken
Zeno of Elea: To prove it could never reach t...
Falcon Jokes
You might be a Redneck JEDI if...
You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
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You Might Be a Redneck Jedi If...
� You have ever heard the phrase, "May the for...
Signs you're a redneck Jedi;
-You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be ...
You might be a Redneck JEDI if...
You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
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Signs you're a redneck Jedi
Signs you're a redneck Jedi;
-You ever heard...
Funny Bumper
While driving to work, I found myself behind an...
I bet all the Falcon's fans out there are feeling a bit...
deflated.
^[hangs ^head ^in ^shame]
So I was in the hospital while my wife was giving birth...
I was reading an AskReddit post about weird chi...
A geeky teen goes to college...
and discovers that a girl is actually intereste...
What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?
"Show me your brews!"
A Star Wars Joke(No Spoilers)
Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first...
Zalporin
Luke and Leia are on a mission to a remote Rebe...
(as if told by Johnny Carson) Did you hear about the new Star Wars movie? They say Harrison Ford looks old in the picture, very old ("HOW OLD IS HE??")
He's so old, they had to add safety bars to the...
What do you call a bird born in the 90s?
A millennial falcon.
The Millenium Falcon is taking off...
Han Solo asks C3PO to give him a countdown, and...
What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?
A falcon genius.
Yo Momma is sooo fat....
That when the Millennium Falcon saw her, Ben sa...
Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?
He's such a wookie pilot.
I had three Star War...
Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?
Because Han was flying so low.
Super... Smash... Brothers!
To celebrate the return of the celebrated fight...
What do you call a bird of prey born in the 00's.
A millennium falcon.