Emu Jokes

Emu Jokes

This is what we wanted in Europe:


Swiss salary.
Luxembourg taxes.
German car.
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Did you hear about the Emu that was so big it was kicked out of the flock?

Yeah, I heard it was ostrich-sized.


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