Dog Jokes

Dog Jokes

Things learned from children...


Some things I've learned from my children:


S...

Rover the Brick


A policeman is walking down the road when he s...

Pregnant Lady


One day a pregnant lady that was expecting tri...

For Cat Lovers.


An aquarium is just interactive television for...

Ghost dog in bar


One night, after closing time a barman is sitt...

New comers


Two women from england moved to America. They ...

Dog Named Mypenis


Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, ...

Work for an operator


The following are real conversations Directory...

Snoop Dog and Scooby Doo


Q. What would happen to Snoop Dog, if he marri...

Asking for legal advice


A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beeli...

Signs for every job

In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive car...

Ventriloquist Cowboy


A ventriloquist cowboy walks onto a ranch...
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Consultation


A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beeli...

Purchase problems


A little old lady went to the grocery store to...

Depressed in bar


A guy walks into a bar, looking all depressed....

A rogue guide dog has


A rogue guide dog has been destroyed after lea...

Redneck quickies 22


You might be a redneck if...


You're a lite b...

Your momma so dumb!


Your momma so dumb:


If she was a dog, she wo...

Tick-tick woof-woof

Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?
A: A watch...

What is a Teenager?


By Bill Adler


A Teenager is...


A person wh...

Redneck quickies 13


You might be a redneck if...Someone asks to se...

You have a color coordinating


You have a color coordinating rope that ties d...

Redneck quickies 38


You might be a redneck if...


You think "Coun...

Are You A Loser?


Top Signs That You ( Or Someone You Know) Is A...

Dogs


Petshop owner: If you buy a dog, you will get ...