Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

Yo mama's so Stupid


Yo' mama so stupid, she went to the doctor for...

Pregnant Lady


One day a pregnant lady that was expecting tri...

Funeral Speeches


Three men went up to heaven to meet with St. P...

Emergency Call


A doctor answers his phone and hears the famil...

An Israeli doctor


An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country...

Three Old Men


Three old men are at the doctor for a memory t...

The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees


[San Jose Mercury News]


An unidentified man,...

Crazy guys


A doctor of psychology was doing his normal mo...

Llega un se�or muy preocupado


Llega un se�or muy preocupado al doctor y le d...

Good news - Bad news


This guy isn't feeling good so he goes and get...

Signs for every job

In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive car...

AMPUTATION


MAN VISITS M.D. AND IS TOLD THE FAMILY JEWELS ...

Broken finger


A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touch...

How Gloves Are Made


A blonde went to the dentist one day to have a...

Problems In The Bedroom


After a few years of married life, this guy fi...

Do you have a solution?


A patient came to his dentist with problems wi...

Doctor's Affair


A doctor was having an affair with his nurse.
...

A rogue guide dog has


A rogue guide dog has been destroyed after lea...

I have good news and bad news


Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here...

Ugly Growth


I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth fr...

Memory Test


Three elderly men are at the doctor's office f...

Slow Golfers/The Pastor, Doctor and Engineer


A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waitin...

Feel Like A Teepee


"Doc, I don't understand what's going on with ...

Redneck quickies 13


You might be a redneck if...Someone asks to se...

A Miracle


A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too lon...