Jackson vs Priest
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jack...
Dirty-jokes Jokes
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his par...
Switching Heads
This woman goes into a funeral home to make ar...
Englash man/irishman/scotsman/paky
englash man scotish man and irish man and a pa...
Baby Drink
How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the ...
My brother
I hate my brother Chris, you know what I say t...
Purchase problems
A little old lady went to the grocery store to...
Saddam's Code
Bush got a coded message from Saddam. It read:...
Smile
What not to say to your wife.
Smile for me, ...
Xbox and Jackson
What does Michael Jackson and XBOX have in com...
Women Pass Less Gas
Why do women pass less gas than men? Because w...
Witness to an Accide
A witness to an automobile accident was testif...
Tilit hurts
there was a girl named suzie likes
and she li...
Nudist Colony
A man joins a nudist colony, takes off his clo...
Say 55
A guy went to the doctor because he was concer...
Full
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nos...
Mike Tyson or Evander Holyfield
One day a woman who was about 65 years old wan...
Problem farter
A woman goes into the doctors office and says ...
Have you heard the one about the . . . ....
Have you heard the one about the . . . .
. ....
Peter Pan
Why does Peter Pan fly?You would fly too if so...
Morticians
Three morticians were having a few drinks one ...
Constipated
Did you ever see the movie Constipated ?
It n...
A Close Shave
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While ...
Spoilt for choice
Two sailors and a nun are stranded on a desert...
Dirty Santa
A young girl sat on Santa's knee. He said, "Wh...