I’ll Take Mine to Go
Q: Why go to the paint store when you're on a d...
Diet-jokes Jokes
How Low Can You Go?
I tell people I'm on a low-carb diet. But in re...
Off-Color Eaters
Why did the diet coach send her clients to the ...
What’s Your Beef?
“Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.”
Vegan Insult
Q: How did Native Americans say vegetarian?
A: ...
Diet Downer
I'm not vegetarian because I love animals. I'm ...
Vegan Crossroads
Did you hear about the vegan devil worshipper? ...
Nationwide Eating Plan
"I’m not interested in any diet plan unless it ...
Nacho Normal Diet
The only difference in my life when I’m on a di...
Sugar Free
Q. What do you call someone who can't stick wit...
Time Weighs on You
Did you hear about the hungry clock? He went ba...
Can-Do Diet
Q. What is a man's idea of a balanced diet?
A. ...
I Have a Dieter Inside Me
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out.
Get Thrown Out
A great way to lose weight is to eat while you ...
Fattening Spoon
The most fattening thing that you can put in an...
Chocolate Chip Diet
Chocolate chips are fattening, about 50 calorie...
Don’t Watch Others Eat
The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what...
Dessert Ditcher
Do you call a person who has abandoned their di...
Stick to One Serving
Never go back for seconds... get it all the fir...
One Day Diet
A funny thing with a diet, the second day of a ...
What do you call a collection of diet jokes?
Is it true that a collection of jokes about die...
Diet at the Best Restaurants
Did you hear about the gourmet who avoids unfas...
Calories In, Calories Out
I’m not interested in any diet plan unless it l...
Losing It
My snack got lost in my purse, so I guess I’m o...
Nacho Normal Diet
The only difference in my life when I’m on a di...