deer Jokes

deer Jokes

Mother tells son how


"Mom, how did I get my name?" asked a boy "I n...

Reindeer Riddles

Q: What do you call a blind reindeer?
A: No e...

Hunting


Two people go hunting.One shoots a bow arrow i...

3 Hunters

One day there were three hunters. Their names w...

Redneck quickies 22


You might be a redneck if...


You're a lite b...

Redneck quickies 38


You might be a redneck if...


You think "Coun...

One-liners for kids.


Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?
A: A watch...

Moron joke


Two morons were walking through the woods and ...

Blonde Quickies


Why can't blondes take coffee breaks?
They're...

Q. What do you get when you cross a female...

Q. What do you get when you cross a female dee...

3 Blondes Were Walking in the Forest


3 blondes were walking in the forest one day. ...

Things You Would Never Hear a Southerner Say


- I thought Grace land was tacky.
- No kids i...

Redneck quickies 24


You might be a redneck if...You've ever hitchh...

Stupid master


A gorilla was walking thru' a jungle when he c...

Common


Q: What do college students and deer have in c...

blondes


3 blondes stranded into the woods the first sa...

You Might Be A Redneck...Deer


You might be a redneck if you've ever hit a de...

You know if your a redneck if ..........


you have 4 or more billy basses in your house....

Dear or deer


Dear, watch for deers while Iam driving.Wife r...

You've ever hit a deer


You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliber...

On stag night, you take


On stag night, you take a real deer.You use a ...

DIARY OF A DEER HUNTER


1:00 AM: Alarm clock rings.
2:00 AM: Hunting ...

Statisticians


Three statisticians are hunting when they see ...

Dangerous Squirrels


A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out huntin...

the hunting trip


there were three men a chinamen a whiteman and...