Hot New Diet
"I gave up jogging for health reasons. My thigh...
Daily-life Jokes
Sugar-Free
Q: What do you call someone who can't stick wit...
Learning About Letters
“I would like vitamins for my son,” a mother sa...
Creation Story
One night as I was putting my 2 1/2-year-old d...
Fashion Freak-out
My sister Jordan was helping my 21/2-year-old n...
Driver’s Education
My niece Katrina tailgates other cars and it ma...
Steven Wright on Language Tapes
I bought one of those tapes to teach you Spanis...
A Fly-Killer’s Pickle
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My three-year-old daught...
A Place Where Grandkids Belong
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We were tearing down an ...
Eliza Bayne on Bikini Dangers
Probably the worst thing you can hear when you’...
Liz Hackett On What The ’80s Taught Her
If growing up in the ’80s taught me one thing, ...
Karen Kilgariff On The Walking Dead
Watch The Walking Dead with someone who’s super...
The Problem With Scooby-Doo
Every Scooby-Doo episode would literally be two...
Michelle Wolf on A Friend’s Pregnancy
One of my friends is pregnant. And I’m really e...
Making Amends With The IRS
After hearing a sermon on Psalm 52:3-4 (lies an...
For Mother’s Day: My Mom Taught Me …
Logic: “If you fall off that swing and break yo...
Robin McCauley on Wine
This may be the wine talking, but I really, re...
E-mail Addresses It Would Be Annoying To Give Out Loud
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Overheard At Our Diner…
Girl: Ick! Why does this sandwich have bacon on...
No Such Thing As A Free Yacht
A salesman talked my uncle into buying 10,000 p...
Time Zones Are Hard.
While I was out to lunch, my coworker answered ...
Have You Ever Been Insulted And Complimented At The Same Time?
It’s amazing how a person can compliment and in...
One Reason To Buy A Painting
At an art gallery, a woman and her ten-year-old...
#ReadingGoals
Please stop calling us your “squad,” Linda; thi...
My Sword of Employer
The black lacquer stand holding his prized sam...