dad Jokes

dad Jokes

Ocean Waving

Q. What did the ocean say to the sailboat?
A. ...

Smart Shovel

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

Don’t Buy Velcro

I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a tot...

Grapes Make Wine

What did the grape do when he got stepped on? H...

Sleepy Bicycle

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It...

Not Your Cheese

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho...

Construction Work Ahead

Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm sti...

Useless Elephant

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matte...

Call me Dad

I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call ...

Lonely Skeletons

Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? ...

Scarecrow Award

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he ...

Misfit Shoes

Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think...

Dad Haircut

Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all ...

Igloo House

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it t...

Coffee Crime

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got...

Paper Cut

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's...

Apple Tree

How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them.

Imposter Food

What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta.

Moon Dining

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? ...

Cheese fire

Did you hear about the cheese factory that expl...

Seeing Purple

I've just been diagnosed as color blind.
I know...

Restaurant review

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
...

Just the wurst

I hate jokes about German sausage.
They're the ...

I quit!

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?
Because i...

So Sleepy

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It...