Repeat That, Mate?
If you understand English, press 1. If you do n...
Customer-service Jokes
The Mystery Kitchen Utensil…
My collection of vintage kitchen utensils inclu...
Overheard At Our Diner…
Girl: Ick! Why does this sandwich have bacon on...
Time Zones Are Hard.
While I was out to lunch, my coworker answered ...
One Reason To Buy A Painting
At an art gallery, a woman and her ten-year-old...
Married To The Job
I guess this is what happens after you’ve worke...
Weird Questions Librarians Hear…
Before google, there were librarians. Here are ...
Honest Brand Slogans
Hallmark: “When you care enough to give a card ...
Unintelligent Design
Client to designer: “It doesn’t really look pur...
Bullseye
Don’t get upset if I ask you where something i...
Weird Things Librarians Hear
Librarians may be shy, but their patrons aren’...
Air-Headed
Scene: A radio newsroom.
Caller: I just wanted ...
The Cost of Vinyl
Most of our music store customers have a story ...
5 Lies Job Applicants Tell
Gilding the lily is a job seeker’s birthright. ...
Confessions of a Store Santa
While I was working as a store Santa, a boy ask...
Pizza Perils
A Twitter exchange between an angry customer an...
8 Days’ Worth
Mary goes to the post office to buy 50 stamps f...
Call The WAHmbulance
Honestly, Officer, I wouldn’t have pulled over ...
Half It Your Way
The food at the sandwich shop I frequent is go...
How About a Finger?
An ad for a hedge clipper that I had to read t...
Good Riddance to Dumb Patients
I sent a reminder to a client that it was time ...
An Ocean of Dumb
A man called, furious about an Orlando, Florida...
Expanding Inventory
I spotted several pairs of men’s Levi’s at a ga...
A Horse Of A Different Species
Scene: Horseback-riding stable.
Mom: Those hors...
Easier Said Than Done
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube an...